How to Write a “Kiss Off” Letter to Mr. Wrong
A date is probably the best way to have a good time, especially if you are going out with an ideal man. You imagine yourself being happy and beautiful, coming up to a restaurant where the man is already waiting for you with a smile on his face and a rose in his hand.
Dream on! Real life can sometimes be severe and can bring you back to earth. Instead of the prince you were picturing in your mind, a certain figure is sitting in front of you telling sapless anecdotes and speculates aloud upon the latest football match. You either give a strained smile or nod in response to his football monologue. Eventually, the evening is spoiled, your self-appraisal is as low as never, and you are going home disappointed.
Of course, you can get off easy by saying something like “I will call you, but you call me too!” and leave the wrong phone number. In this case, your hint is got, and you soon forget about this date thinking that it was your worst nightmare.
However, sometimes a guy keeps insisting on meeting you again, he calls, writes, and even comes to your work, thus, bothering you and your friends. Probably, the best way to get rid of a persistent man in this case is to write a kiss off letter to him. Below you can find a few examples of such a letter.
• Pretend to be Disturbed About Environmental Problems
Yesterday, when you were telling me about football I was thinking about our civilization and how dangerous it is for animal life. Have you ever thought how much civilization harms animals and plants? The trees are stumped just to build stadiums where thousands of fat bottoms will be sitting watching a football match, drinking stinking beer and shouting wild slogans. But none of them thinks that in the place where the stadium was build hundreds of helpless animals and insects died because the trees where they lived were stumped. Poor! The rarest flora and fauna disappear because of such stupid men who love football…
• Let Him Know That You Are Not Worth Him
You are such a wonderful guy. You are handsome, confident, kind, family-oriented. I know, you deserve a nice and honest girl who will be ready to share her lifetime with you. I decided to write you this letter because I want to warn you before you fall in love with me. All guys fall in love with me sooner or later, though, I often lie to them. I am not an easy-going type of character. I constantly lie to people, I’m greedy, I’m melancholic, I’m inclined for suicide and at this period of time I am not searching for any relationship. Don’t waste your time with me, I’m not worth such a wonderful guy as you!
• Tell Him You are Planning to Marry Him as Soon as Possible
My dear Jack,
You were so cute today! Those jeans were so tight on your pretty bottoms! I have news for you! I told my mom about you. I said that I will probably become your fiancée very soon, maybe even in a couple of months. My mom wants to become a granny. She saw your picture and said that you looked so cute! Jack, you know, I would like to have at least two children – a nice girl and a boy as cute as you.
Oh, by the way, I asked my mom to come to our next date, and she agreed! So, very soon you will have a wonderful opportunity to meet my sweet mommy, I hope you will like her!
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